beenlookingforthemagic:

How to Tour in a Band or Whateverby Thor Harris
1-Don’t Complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is tour cancer. If something is wrong fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick. goddamn.
2-If you fart, claim it.
3-Don’t Lose shit. Everybody loses shit. Don’t fucking do it. Asshole.
4-Don’t fuck anyone in the band. There are tons of people to fuck who are not in this band. Dumbass.
5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.
6-Remember the soundman’s name. He will do a better job.
7- Eat oranges. Cures constipation & prevents colds.
8-Masturbate. Duh… Where & when? Be creative. You’re an artist right?
9-If YOU can’t carry your suitcase 3 blocks, it’s too goddamn big.
10-Respect public space in the van. Don’t clutter, you Fuck.
11-If you borrow something, return it. Not Fucked Up.
12-Do not let the promoter dick you or talk you out of the guarantee. If there were not enuf people there, it’s their fault.
13- Driver picks the music.
14-One navigator only (usually sitting shotgun). Everyone else shut the fuck up.
15-Soundcheck is for checking sounds. Shut the fuck up while everyone else is checking.
16-Don’t wander off. Let someone know where you are.
17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?
18-Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane.
19-Fast food is Poison.
20-The guestlist is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.
21- Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on. You think you’re above having shitty days at work? Shut up & do your goddamn job.
This list was written under the influence of lots of esspresso & anti-depressants while on tour w/ such greats as Shearwater, Swans, Smog, Lisa Germano, Angels of Light, Bill Callahan & many more. I hope this list will help you get along w/ your co-workers whatever your job is. Contributions to the list by Jordan Geiger, Kimberly Burke, Brian Orloff, Brian Phillips Celebrity Gang Bang, Kevin Schneider, Jonathan Meiburg, Michael Gira and some other folks.
Thanks for not being an asshole, Thor Harris

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Probably time to update this…

Tomorrow (well today but I’ve not been to sleep so…) we are playing a show with the stupendously good Three Trapped Tigers in Kingston, which should be fun! We are also in the process of booking a tour for December, got a couple of confirmed dates which are looking pretty rad. KYETTS got a lovely review in Rock Sound, who gave us 8/10, which is very nice of them. Other than that it’s all been a bit quiet, Uni/Work has taken over somewhat. SEE YOU SOON.

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Banquet Records: Dave House: so long, and thanks for all the shows.

banquetrecords:

I cant remember the first time i met Dave House. I think it was at The Ag in Camberley. His band was playing, and i was wearing a Girl hoody. Things which would make us clock each other..

Dave was very much a part of our Gravity DIP label. The label run from my bedroom with Mark Jane and…

man responsible for pretty much 2/3 of my musical taste leaves banquet, bummer times, best of luck him though!

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So…

That tour diary idea was pretty much rubbish. No internet/poor memory does that. TWO MORE DATES TO GO.

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Guess what day it is today!

IT’S THE 14TH!

erm… yeah, so what does that mean?

IT’S OUT

click the picture to get to our bandcamp page and listen!

In related news we’re playing the Fighting Cocks in Kingston tonight to celebrate the release with Orders of The British Empire, Cubrik and Suffer Like G Did. If you live anywhere near us you better be there!

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Small Ideas: An interview with Killington Fall

smallideassheffield:

Killington Fall are a Post-rock/Math-rock band from Kingston Upon Thames (as well as being Small Ideas President Max’s band, but we’ll shut up about that…) who are playing our first gig of the year at The Harley alongside Algiers, Drenge and Cult Image (details here). Chris Bollington…

I did an interview for Small Ideas. Hopefully it’s not super boring!

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Tour Diary, Pt.1

So I thought given tonight marked the end of the first week of our tour in support of ‘Keep Your Eyes To The Sea’ I’d do a little tour diary thing here. That sound cool? BANGING.

So last Saturday we played Mattfest, which was pretty incredible. Saw some amazing bands and ate loads of burgers. George came down with us and took some pictures with his home made camera which is pretty rad. Chris (of Eek! fame) and Simon (of The Brilliantly Simple) were also in attendance. Chris and George had the inevitable fixie debate (I dunno who won…) but I think they made up. ANYWAY after that we rode out into the night to celebrate Jambo’s 21ST BLOODY BIRTHDAY. It was a pretty intense, rad day all round.

Sunday I don’t think I did anything of consequence, same for Monday except I went to the dentist. Not very interesting really is it?

Tuesday we played London with St. Spirit and Dead Red Sun. For those of you who haven’t heard St. Spirit before, they harmonize like demons and have some pretty crazy sounds on their sampler (pretty sure I heard baby gurgling noises…). Dead Red Sun did their usual rad thing, overall it was a pretty good night (aside from technical difficulties which are loooooong).

Wednesday I did bugger all, read my books and watched the first 3 episodes of Dexter. Don’t know what the others did, but I imagine it’s something along those lines too.

Thursday was The Square in Harlow, me and Cam were beaten to the venue (for once!) by Paddy and Jambo due to being caught in some pretty horrific traffic. Got there just in time to hear Thumpermonkey, who subsequently blew my tiny little mind, soundchecking, soundcheck ourselves and then go grab some food. Found out one glass of Coke has 30% of your GDA for sugar in it, which isn’t that interesting but gave us something to talk about. Returned just in time for Cure Cabello, who were pretty sick, think Jambo grabbed one of their CDs which I might steal from him soon. Think we played pretty well, although we were pretty overshadowed by Thumpermonkey who completely killed it. Loaded out and returned home completely exhausted but pretty happy.

Then we played in Alton, which was banging, got to use a massive 4x12 cab which was loud as. Will definitely be returning.

And finally Brighton tonight, which is pretty much always a fun place to go. Ate some amazing burgers at Grubs and again got to borrow some pretty massive speakers from some of the other bands which was pretty cool. Overall a pretty good to way to end the first week/the non-Kingston southern leg of the tour.

NOW FOR SOME IMPORTANT STUFF…

You can download Ghost Rockets, the first song off ‘Keep Your Eyes To The Sea’ for free from here. Also pre-order tickets for our Kingston release show can be obtained from here for the meager sum of £3. Get them advance because they’ll cost you more on the door!

ROLL ON WEEK TWO WOOOOOOO.

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tomleggettdesigns:

killington fall - keep your eyes to the sea
run of 300 natural card cases, all handcut/scored/glued by myself.

www.acdsleeve.com

05.09.2011 

(Source: acdsleeve)

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Studio Diary 2011

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September Tour

Is upon us! Check out the poster George (who did all our artwork for ‘Keep Your Eyes To The Sea’ made us…

Hopefully we’ll be able to see you at some of the shows!

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EP Advert

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You know you want to reblog it…

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